The joys of parenthood
December 30, 2002 7:52 pmIt amzes me the things you do as a parent. Today, while Kristin was at the gym, I had the 2 kids. They were doing fine. Emma was eating breakfast and Cooper was playing in his toy. When Emma finished breakfast I took her in to change her diaper. I tried to get her to go potty on the toilet, but to no avail, so we just got dressed. We were hanging out on the couch when she started to cry and said, “poopy, poopy.” So I asked her if she wanted to go on the toilet. She said yes and so I picked her up to take her into the bathroom. About half-way there she puked. All over my back and the floor. I felt so bad for the little girl. I held her in the hall for a second, just in front of the bathroom. Then she puked again, all over the side of my face and shoulder. It was pretty gross! But what did I do? I took her into the bathroom and started a bath. I got her into the tub while the vomit stayed on the side of my face and the acid started to burn the corner of my right eye. After she was in the tub and feeling a little better I got to wipe the puke off. While she bathed I cleaned up the throw up all over the house and me. I didn’t even think twice about it. I just did it.
I guess that’s what you do as a parent. I know there were several times my parents had to clean up after me. It reminds me of the time we were at a friends house for a New Year’s Party. I was about 10 years old and apparently not feeling all too well. Anyway, I was in the basement watching the bowl games and started to feel sick. I had no idea where the bathroom was, but it didn’t really matter because I didn’t make it to the top of the stairs. Only a few stairs shy of the top the flood gates opened. I was so embarrassed. I can’t even remember how long it was until I told someone. I probably would have just left if I could have. The nice thing about being a kid is everybody just feels bad for you, and your parents clean it up. I am now the parent, and I get to clean it up. Isn’t parenthood wonderful?
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